Questions?

There are some questions people ask, where my response will always be yes.
For example:
-Do you like the movie Moulin Rouge?
-Is your name Carly?
-Do you live on earth?


There are some questions which will always result in no.
For example:
-Are you African American?
-Do you like Scarlett Johannsson?
-Are you an alien?


And there are some questions that are so puzzling, that you don't even know how to begin to answer them:

-Why do all celebrities think that just because they can act (or in some cases, can't) they automatically can sing, and therefore should make a cd?