you've got nothing to lose... except all of your friends.
And the approval of your parents...
Another post?!? Yes ma'am. Or sir. Or undecided. I'm sitting at home on this wonderful snow day, blogging. And now I should be getting ready for my interview, because apparently "I need to put a lot of makeup on to disguise my ugly face, or I won't get a job." And I guess I really just embellished that last quote, but basically that's what my mother tells me every day. Also today she told me, and this is verbatim, "I hope you don't get in an accident today, because you look like shit." Yes not, I hope you don't get in an accident so you don't get hurt, no... I hope you don't get in an accident so the cops and whoever you hit don't see you looking terrible. Thanks, mother.
And now, I'm looking at Bo Burnham youtube videos, because they can always guarantee a laugh.
Farewell.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment