Ladies and Gentlemen,
[minus the ladies...]
may I have your attention please!
have you ever looked in the mirror and thought, man..
I may be a man-whore.
well, I'm here to help,
these are some signs you should look for:
1. constantly running fingers through hair
2. lifting shirt to expose abdominals in the presence of many girls
3. trying to seduce girls with your voice
4. flexing muscles whenever you can
5. seductively moving your eyebrows
6. laying on white beds during photo shoots
7. doing unneccessary power slides
8. wearing detachable sleeves, and then ripping them off
9. taking "myspace pictures"
10. trying to look hardcore in pictures
my mind has now gone blank,
but inform me if you think of any more
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