Saturday, June 27, 2009

What do I want?

The real question.
I feel like lately I've been wrapped up in myself. Like I'm so concerned with my own problems, and thoughts, and ideas, that I haven't really stepped outside of my own brain, and missed a lot going on. I don't want to make it seem like I'm all about myself, because I'm not. If we're conversing, it's give and take. We both share, we both learn, it's a two way street. If I'm the only person talking, I feel like I'm overpowering you. I feel like I'm blabbing on and on about something you don't care about, and you're just standing there wondering when I'm going to stop talking. If you keep talking, and talking, and talking, and don't let me get a word in, I eventually grow tired, and stop listening. Even the most fascinating person in the world couldn't keep my attention for an extended period of time.
I just realized that July 4th is a lot closer than I thought. I'm really excited.
Yet at the same time, I'm not excited about the events that happen 3 days after... But lets not think about that! It's the present, the pleasant, the bing-bong-yay!

Because, everyone's allergic to poision ivy! (except Becca, because she ate it!)
I miss concert days.

Monday, June 22, 2009

There are some things that bother me.

1. People who talk on their phone when I'm trying to ring them up at work.
2. People who ONLY send mass texts.
3. People who respond to your texts with a random unrelated factoid about themselves.
4. Waiting in lines.
5. Explaining something more than once.
6. People who chew with their mouths open.
7. Children in general.
8. People who act like they know everything.
9. People who like to make you feel like you're lesser than they are.
10. People who don't know how to spell, and/or type.
11. Scarlett Johansson
12. The word "guesstimate"

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Yeah, you're fucked alright.

Because you're out of options. Every attractive, funny, intelligent guy out there has a (usually) unattractive, fat, unintelligent companion (or shall we say, girlfriend.)
Yay!... not
But on a different note, I went into Klein's today to get some cereal, and the power was out.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

In a risk of sounding dull and/or boring,

I will make this post light and fluffy. Like bunnies, or Becca's eggs. (as opposed to Katie's, which are burnt and crispy.)
I got the Jonas Brothers new cd. :]
I know, the majority of you don't like them. You can kiss my ass. :p
Is this light and fluffy?
Look! There are two bunnies hopping through the yard.
And a rainbow, and a unicorn! Yayy.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

The majority of

people who cut hair are fucking retarded. Now I'm not saying that just because you cut hair, you have a low intelligence level. I'm saying that if you cut hair, actually listen to the person who's hair you are cutting.
But I know, hair grows back, so stop complaining, right?
Well if you had listened to me in the first place, I wouldn't be complaining, now would I?

Saturday, June 6, 2009

It's unbearable.

It's intolerable. It's... a combination of sunburn and boredom that results in a blog post, because there's nothing else to do. And right, why does having sunburn cause me to blog? The answer is... still unclear to me. Maybe I'll think about it and get back to you.

But all that aside, I do have a subject I would like to cover in this post. And that is... girls. Now I know that I'm a girl, and bashing girls would just sound weird because essentially I would be bashing myself. But no. I'm not. I'm saying that anyone who literally has to ask, "am I a whore?" or "Is what I'm doing right now whore-ish?" then the answer is probably, most likely yes. And don't read this, and think "oh I know she's talking about me, because.... (fill in your reasoning here)" Because no, I'm not talking about you. (or am I?) No I'm not.

Also, I was working at the Pharmacy a couple weeks ago, and Ana and I had this discussion that was sparked by some of the guys that come into work, and their girlfriends. It seems that an overwhelming amount of attractive guys have overweight unattractive girlfriends. I came to the conclusion that they choose these girls because they have low self-esteem, and generally are willing to do more... or whatever. But Ana said that leaves no guys for the rest of us. Which is true. So hot guys, stop dating ugly girls! I'm sorry if that sounds rude, but it's something that needed to be said. By me. :)

On that note, I'm very bored, so I might go to Target.
I might be updating this more frequently, because I like to. (By more frequently I mean, whenever I'm home and bored. Which might not be that frequently, but we'll see.

Goodbye!